The Schizophrenic Buddhist

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Q: What do you call a schizophrenic Buddhist?

A: Someone who is at two with the universe.

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Posted by taiya2 Feb 04, 2005

That's good!

Comment score: 7  

Posted by leo_ Mar 11, 2005

clever one

Comment score: 6  

Posted by pinkcar21 Mar 18, 2005

i luv it! i just don't get it...

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Posted by shimmermaid Jun 04, 2005

good one!

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Posted by Shastaki Aug 30, 2006

Buddhists are people who are "at one with the universe". Schiznophrenia means having multiple personalities.

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