Understanding Bra Sizes

Joke ID#5079
Funny (2.76)
Rating (2.36)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByJonesy
Corrected By boodler
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Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and how the letters are used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

{A} Almost Boobs . . .
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up.

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Posted by jonesy Feb 11, 2005

Well I guess that is your opinion. I hope everyone else enjoyed it!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by purplepineapple Feb 11, 2005

Being as I am a girl who wears A cup, I do not gind this extremely funny.

Comment score: 0  

Posted by knightdog Feb 13, 2005

I agree with leo. I guess this joke is more oreinted toward boys. Oh well, I should have known not to click here in the first place anyway.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Jonesy Feb 15, 2005

I'm sorry to those who are offended by this joke. I guess I just feel that sometimes it is healthy to be able to laugh at ones self! Sorry!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by bird_luver Feb 16, 2005

i loved it, considering i wear a size W (why r u wearing this? U DONT NEED IT!!!)

Comment score: 2  

Posted by purplepineapple Feb 24, 2005

Unfortunately for me, I do know someone who wears an H cup!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Queeny05 Mar 26, 2005

sorry purplepinapple H is way to big

Comment score: -1  

Posted by devilslilangel Jun 08, 2005

ok whyd you put that? what kinda size do u wear huh? that can be offensive to girls who wear a's and b's! think a little!

Comment score: -1  

Posted by erniedingus Aug 23, 2005

it is a gd joke coz if a girl finds it funny then it shows she can take da pis outa herself an lads....wel... lads is lads, they like anyfin like dis! no offence 2 any1 meant

Comment score: 1  

Posted by shimmermaid Aug 23, 2005

So what size do you where darth...lol This could offend some people, but if we learn to laught at ourselves and not take it too seriously, it's funny. We should be confident about ourselves no matter what size we wear.

Comment score: 0  

Posted by jonesy Aug 26, 2005


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Posted by deepsea Aug 28, 2005

i found it quite funny

Comment score: -1  

Posted by sunnyday311 Dec 22, 2005

No offence, but I think some of us are getting a little too worked up over a joke that isn't directed at anyone in particular. But that's just my opinion. I thought this was funny by the way.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by schatzy228 Jan 26, 2006

LOVED IT ! GOES INTO FAVS ! by the way, more than a mouthful is a waste !

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Shastaki Jun 16, 2006

I found it funny. And I am a girl, and I think that if we can't laugh at ourselves, we shouldn't be laughing at all.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by ntsoaky Aug 04, 2006

Um a gal 2 n I loved it. Guys where's ur sense of humour?!

Comment score: -1  

Posted by silly_goose Oct 07, 2006

EXCELLENT joke. And I'm a girl and I wear about a negative A cup, lol....it's not offensive at all!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Pink Nov 20, 2006

Every joke on this site offends someone, even if you dont neccessarily agree with it you can appreciate the humour. Suck it up,I'm a girl and I'm not offended.

Comment score: 2  

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