The Bear and the Rabbit

Joke ID#504
Funny (1.68)
Rating (1.88)
Submitted Bydsquared
Corrected By boodler
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There was once a big ol' tough bear strolling through the forest looking for some silly hunter to maul, when he suddenly got the urge to pass the last hunter he had eaten. He stopped by the side of the path and proceeded to dump away. Well, as he was sitting there, a cute little bunny came bounding along merrily on his way and stopped right beside the bear and also took a dump. Well, the bear was finishing up and hadn't really said a word to the little bunny so popped a question, "Do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur, little bunny?" The bunny looked up and replied, "Why no, certainly not."

Immediately the bear picked up the bunny and wiped his ass with him.

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Posted by SamanthaGold Jul 27, 2005

EEW!! but funny all the same!

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