Joke ID#4986
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Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By schatzy228
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A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed, and
whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.

He did as he was told and returned to his class.
Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate, only to find him sitting at his desk, with his penis hanging out. "I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said.
"I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."


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Posted by jonesy Jan 22, 2005

That is too cute. How funny! Good one Newf

Comment score: 5  

Posted by angelgirl1994 Feb 07, 2005

I don't get it!!

Comment score: 5  

Posted by juggleboy502 Apr 10, 2005

its hard to describe, but circumcision is when a boy has extra skin on his private part, and they get it cut off. When his mom said to "stick it out", she meant to endure it. He thought she meant to stick his private part out, so he did. You get it now?

Comment score: 5  

Posted by ashleyrena143 Jun 15, 2005

that was so funny!!!!!

Comment score: 5  

Posted by schatzy228 Feb 15, 2006


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