A Cell Phone

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A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Susie, a cell phone for their first anniversary.

Susie was excited about the phone and the next day, while shopping, it rang and to her surprise, it was her husband.

"Hi, Susie," he said. "How do you like your new phone?"

Susie replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand ..."

"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.

"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"

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Posted by valarie Jan 14, 2005

good one ....

Comment score: 3  

Posted by bigdog0316 Jan 14, 2005

dont understand

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Posted by puzzler Jan 14, 2005

@bigdog, it's a blonde that answered her cell phone in Wal Mart and thought that because she answered it in walmart...he called walmart. By the way..good joke!

Comment score: 7  

Posted by r4inbo3br1t3 Feb 07, 2005

Nice joke =) I'd probaly do the same thing.

Comment score: 9  

Posted by fuzzie277 Feb 14, 2005

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Posted by purplepineapple Feb 14, 2005

Sounds like me!!! awesome joke!!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by dontkillkenny Feb 14, 2005

dude i would have done the same thing

Comment score: 3  

Posted by sweetpeao4o3 Feb 16, 2005

nice! i agree, it sounds like something i would have said. i, too am blonde.

Comment score: 5  

Posted by brooklyn Feb 20, 2005


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Posted by CrAZ4boyz Mar 12, 2005


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Posted by ac3p1l07 Jun 21, 2005

Can you and anchmike check out my newest joke?

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Posted by lilaggiecheer Sep 02, 2005

i dont get it?

Comment score: 2  

Posted by honey_11 Feb 14, 2006

hehe...i have heard that one before but it gets me every time

Comment score: 2  

Posted by cutiepie101334 Feb 14, 2006

that is funny but blonds arent that stupid

Comment score: -1  

Posted by am_dummsten Feb 14, 2006

any guy could figue out where a woman would be

Comment score: 3  

Posted by shimmermaid Feb 27, 2006


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Posted by yo_girl May 04, 2006

he he he

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Posted by RustyDQ Feb 14, 2007

I've had those moments.... and I'm not blonde!

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