Christmas Present


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Joke ID#4917
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Submitted ByMNMork2
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It was the day after Christmas at a church in San Francisco. Pastor Mike was looking at the nativity scene outside when he noticed the baby Jesus was missing from the figures.

Immediately, Pastor Mike turned towards the church to call the police. But as he was about to do so, he saw little Jimmy with a red wagon, and in the wagon was the figure of the little infant, Jesus.

Pastor Mike walked up to Jimmy and said, "Well, Jimmy, where did you get the little infant?"

Jimmy replied, "I got him from the church."

"And why did you take him?"

With a sheepish smile, Jimmy said, "Well, about a week before Christmas I prayed to little Lord Jesus. I told him if he would bring me a red wagon for Christmas, I would give him a ride around the block in it."




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Posted by valarie Jan 14, 2005

awww that was sweet almost brought a tear to my eye...but cute to share with kids..

Comment score: 4  

Posted by jonesy Jan 24, 2005

What a good hearted, sweet joke. Absolutely love it. Great Job!

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Posted by fuzzie277 Feb 05, 2005

Absolutely great! What a punch line! I love to laugh like this early in the AM! Thank you!

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Posted by pinkcar21 Mar 18, 2005

aww, that's so cute!

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Posted by buttons Sep 05, 2005

Awwww

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Posted by deekyu Oct 13, 2005

GOOD ONE!!! NICE & SWEET!!!

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Posted by mini247 Oct 27, 2005

awwww thats really cute

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Posted by 2sandwoman Nov 28, 2005

Sweet, they need to make an "AWWWW!" emoticon.

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Posted by sunnyday311 Dec 15, 2005

AWWWWWW!!!! This joke goes straight to my faves!

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Posted by cheer492 Feb 05, 2006

i like that one

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Posted by actsingdance247 Apr 28, 2006

I liked it, that was cute!

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Posted by cheer492 Feb 06, 2007

aww i like this one!!!

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Posted by phyllisa Feb 06, 2007

Good one, great to wake up to

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Posted by j_mon Feb 06, 2007

Aww! How cute!

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Posted by Eight_Ball Mar 11, 2007

This is probley the best joke I have ever read on here.

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Posted by sbk1993 Mar 21, 2008

WOW!! that was cute! bad part is i could see a kid doing that! lol!

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Posted by Rocker_chick Mar 21, 2008

Awwwwwwwww!

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Posted by 90sgirl Apr 12, 2009

I think everyone who read this simply said AWWWWWW.

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Posted by evil996 Aug 31, 2011

Um...I did not. boring

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Posted by Fathead Aug 31, 2012

Trivia: This was the plot of a Dragnet episode.

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