Sven and Ole

Joke ID#4902
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Submitted ByMNMork2
Corrected By boodler
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Sven and Ole are visiting a relative in Texas. While walking along the street, they see a sign on a store front which reads:

Suits $5.00 each
Shirts $2.00 each
Trousers $2.50 per pair

Sven says to his pal, "Hey Ole! We could buy a whole lot of dem and ven ve get back to Minnesota, ve could sell them and make a fortune."

"Now ven ve go into the shop, yust let me do all da talkin' cause if dey hear your Minnesota accent dey might tink ve are dumb Norwegians and try ta raise da price - but I can speak with a perfect Texas drawl."

They go in, and Sven drawls out an order of 50 suits at $5.00 each, 100 shirts at $2.00 each and 50 pair of trousers at $2.50 each.

The owner of the shop says "You're Norwegians from Minnesota, aren't you?"

"Uff da!" says a surprised Sven. "How'd you know dat?"

The owner says, "Because this is a dry-cleaners."

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Posted by fuzzie277 Feb 04, 2005

Heard this in a slightly different form. One of my all time favorites. Thank you!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by besbball917 Feb 04, 2005

Very well written and hilarious!!! Keep them coming!

Comment score: 6  

Posted by shimmermaid Aug 04, 2005

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Posted by sybyl Feb 04, 2006

Lovin' It!

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Posted by sccrclssc5 Feb 04, 2006

I absolutely love it! Awesome!

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Posted by coolhndsme Feb 05, 2007

very funny

Comment score: 1  

Posted by jokester13 Feb 05, 2007

thats sort of insulting for norweigens from minnesota, but it's still funny, lol, good joke, we're not all like that though

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