Acceptance Upon Rejection


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Joke ID#487
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Submitted Bydatra16
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Dear Mr. Conners,

Thank you for your letter of February 17th. After careful consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me employment with your company.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Company 203's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore I will initiate employment with your firm immediately following graduation. I look forward to seeing you then.

Sincerely,

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Posted by eggface Nov 24, 2008

Ha! Fun-ny!

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Posted by Fathead Jan 26, 2012

Two can play at this game!

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