Spooked Cab Driver


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Joke ID#4843
Funny (3.14)
Rating (0.47)
CategoryAt Work  
Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By boodler
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A man was riding in a cab one day when he decided to tap the cab driver on the shoulder to request an alternate route.

The cab driver screams his head off and loses control of the cab, causing it to slam into a lightpost.

After checking themselves out the man says, "I'm sorry. I didn't know you were so jumpy."

To which the cab driver replies, "It's not your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver after driving a hearse for 10 years."




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Posted by fuzzie277 Jan 24, 2005

This was funny. Havn't seen this version before, it got a laugh out of me first thing in the morning. Good job.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by marigold May 03, 2005

That's great!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by juggleboy502 Sep 08, 2005

whats a hearse?

Comment score: 4  

Posted by imlaughin Oct 04, 2005

Juggleboy: a hearse is a car that people use to transport corpses from a funeral to a graveyard.

Comment score: 5  

Posted by cheer492 Jan 24, 2006

i don't get it

Comment score: 1  

Posted by honey_11 Jan 24, 2006

cheer...he was used to driving the hearse ( a car that transports dead bodies) and when he tapped him on the shoulder, he thought it was a dead body at first...get it? lol..pretty funny

Comment score: 5  

Posted by tinsel Jan 24, 2006

HA! Good one!!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by zemoxian Jan 24, 2006

Me give BIG laugh. Scare people in office. :LOL:

Comment score: 4  

Posted by frenchi Jan 26, 2006

That is hilarious!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by shimmermaid Jan 30, 2006

Too funny! I like!!!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by phyllisa Jan 24, 2007

Good joke for waking up

Comment score: 2  

Posted by j_mon Jan 24, 2007

Yeah, that would be pretty scary!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by lolgirl Jan 25, 2008

that was hilarious! going to favs...

Comment score: 2  

Posted by lolgirl Jan 25, 2008

does anybody know wut happened to my other jokes i posted on here. only one is showin up. i put one called lotto and one called doctor visit i think

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Alexeagle Jan 25, 2008

maybe they were dupes, but i dont think so

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Alexeagle Jan 25, 2008

has anyone noticed that almost all of these posts have been around january 25th in various years?

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Jokester Feb 10, 2008

I broke the train, Alexeagle!

Comment score: 0  

Posted by fame Jan 25, 2009

I heard it before

Comment score: 1  

Posted by mth_lvr Jan 25, 2009

YAY. RETRAIN!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by mmmcla01 Jan 26, 2010

Do they repeat jokes of the day or something? Weird... Good joke anyway

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Frindledon3 Jan 26, 2010

Holy crap Alexeagle you is right

Comment score: 2  

Posted by evil996 Sep 14, 2011

look at date ----->

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