Cars and Blondes DON'T Mix


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Joke ID#4839
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Submitted Bycopycat
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A blonde pulls over at the gas station, gets out of her car, opens the hood, and checks the engine oil. After a few seconds of intelligent thinking, she takes the dipstick in her hand and, raising her chest high, walks up to the attendant.
"Excuse me sir, but can I buy a longer dipstick?"
"May I ask why you need a longer one ma'am?"
"Because this one isn't long enough to reach the oil!"




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Posted by crazy_4_monkeys Apr 23, 2005

huh ????

Comment score: 4  

Posted by mrmagoo May 06, 2005

Doesn't sound complete to me, what's funny here?

Comment score: 4  

Posted by monkeygirl May 29, 2005

sorry.....don't get it.....

Comment score: 2  

Posted by bigSWAFF_69_ May 29, 2005

i get it n all, but it is pointless. (4 u dumb people, the dipstick measures the oil in a car, she had no oil, and because she was a blonde, she thought the dipstick was too short to reach it)

Comment score: 8  

Posted by bigSWAFF_69_ May 29, 2005

i get it n all, but it is pointless. (4 u dumb people, the dipstick measures the oil in a car, she had no oil, and because she was a blonde, she thought the dipstick was too short to reach it)

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Question_Mark Jun 01, 2005

I still don't get it. ???

Comment score: 2  

Posted by bigSWAFF_69_ Jun 08, 2005

first off, i only had 2 comments (two different) but mainly, can u read, "Question Mark" said "i still dont get it" so, me being a NICE person on Wocka, explaind it in the most detail to him. If you have a problem with me helping people out. Go **** yourself (****=push, not the F word u idiot)

Comment score: 1  

Posted by ashleyrena143 Jun 11, 2005

I've noticed that the dumb brunettes are usually the ones making blonde jokes. I guess it's to make themselves feel smarter... Am I right?

Comment score: 1  

Posted by dragracergirl18 Oct 11, 2005

ok bigswaff some people are not that smart (blondes) notice that is what this is the topic of so lighten up and i counted about idk 5 comments so i dont think we are the blondes as much as u r

Comment score: 5  

Posted by sillygoose22 Jan 31, 2006

dragracergirl..... does the (blondes) remark mean ur implying to blondes? because I have a lot of blonde friends who are very smart. good joke!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by sillygoose22 Feb 05, 2006

Bigswaff: just because people say they dont get the joke doesnt mean you have to explain every single little tiny detail. I'm sure almost everybody knows what a gas station is, and what a blond is. You dont have to get cocky because you think since you understand the joke that youre better than everybody who doesnt get it.

Comment score: 1  

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