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Submitted Byzinzey16
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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double-pane energy efficient kind. But this week I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work had been completed a whole year ago and I had yet to pay for them.
Boy oh boy, did we go around!

Just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I proceeded to tell him just what his fast-talking sales guy had told me last year... that in one year the windows would pay for themselves.

There was silence on the other end of the line so I just hung up and I haven't heard back.

Guess I must have won that silly argument!




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Posted by monkeygirl May 29, 2005

HAHAHAHA GREAT ONE!!

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Posted by mamacaboose Aug 17, 2005

this is wonderful. i couldn't have done better!!

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Posted by mathlover639 Nov 12, 2005

i don't get it

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Posted by schatzy228 Nov 21, 2005

* * * * FOUR STAR HUMOR

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Posted by sillygoose22 Jan 31, 2006

the blonde thought the windows would send in the payment by themselves. good joke!

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Posted by Celanba Apr 28, 2006

Excellent!

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Posted by Shastaki Aug 29, 2006

No, the blonde used what the company said against them. The sales agent said that they would, so that if it came to court, the blonde could use that as evidence and probably be able to sue the company. The company, obviously not wanting to be sued, let her off with it. Which just shows what a messed-up world we live in!

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