Love the Chocolate


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Joke ID#4775
Funny (2.86)
Rating (0.65)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByMNMork2
Corrected By lyris
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A tour bus driver drives with a bus full of seniors down a highway, when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After approx.15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about eight times.

At the ninth time he asks the little old lady why they do not eat the peanuts themselves, whereupon she replies that it is not possible because of their old teeth, they are not able to chew them.

"Why do you buy them then?" he asks puzzled. The old lady answers, "We just love the chocolate around them!"




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Posted by anchmike Dec 06, 2004

That's funny!

Comment score: 5  

Posted by Nicky101 Dec 07, 2004

disguisting funny

Comment score: 4  

Posted by zinzey16 Dec 23, 2004

That's cute! I have heard this joke before but still get a chuckle out of it. Ya gotta love your grandparents!!

Comment score: 5  

Posted by rac76 Apr 06, 2005

ewww gross!! but I got a smile from it!!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by orange_syrup Sep 19, 2005

ive heard it befoer but the lil old lady was in the hospital and i think a preist was visiting her still cute tho

Comment score: 1  

Posted by fluffy5851 Oct 10, 2005

lol

Comment score: 2  

Posted by fluffy5851 Oct 10, 2005

lol

Comment score: 2  

Posted by coolhndsme Apr 14, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by BeautifulNature Apr 14, 2006

ha ha ha!!!!!!! that's a good one!!!!! lol

Comment score: 2  

Posted by honey_11 Apr 14, 2006

haha! love it

Comment score: -1  

Posted by shimmermaid Apr 19, 2006

Eeewwww

Comment score: 1  

Posted by ComfyAndJoy May 21, 2006

dupe

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Posted by DennysGirl Aug 14, 2006

EWWWWW!!! That's nasty!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by j_mon Apr 18, 2007

UGH!GROSS!

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