Yo Momma

Joke ID#4743
Funny (2.36)
Rating (0.64)
CategoryYo Momma  
Submitted Byndirish6789
Corrected By celanba
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Yo momma's so fat when she stepped on the scale she said, "Wow, that's my phone number!"

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Posted by Nicky101 Dec 07, 2004

Funniest "yo momma" joke I've seen on this website so far.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by dontkillkenny Feb 14, 2005

that was so awsome!

Comment score: -1  

Posted by prettypinkbabygr Apr 16, 2005

2 funny

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Posted by sugar Apr 29, 2005

This was so funny that I e-mailed it to 9 of my friends!!! Very well done

Comment score: -1  

Posted by devilslilangel Jun 09, 2005

ok that was ok yeah i have heard it b4 but i like it thats what counts!

Comment score: -1  

Posted by shimmermaid Jun 19, 2005

I dont like Yo mamma jokes, but that one was good

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Posted by usaswim Oct 29, 2005

I didn't really get it , but it sounded pretty funny!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by sweettooth1479 Jan 30, 2006

usaswim she was so fat that she had her phone # on da scale

Comment score: 2  

Posted by ____isstupid Feb 25, 2006

and phone numbers have like 7 to 9 digits depending on where you are.

Comment score: 2  

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