Letter of Recommendation


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Joke ID#473
Funny (3.02)
Rating (0.72)
CategoryAt Work  
Submitted Bymorrigan
Corrected By FerretGirl
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Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, is never
lazy. He's always
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob is always
working independently, without
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees.
He is great.
His assignments are always
on time, never
late.
You should hire him.
Often, Bob skips
his coffee breaks to compelte his
work.
He has worked dillegently.
Bob is an individual who has absolutely no
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be classified as worthy employee, and cannot be
dispensed with.
Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob should be
promoted, and a proposal will be
executed as soon as possible.

Regards,
Project Leader

KEEP READING...

Shortly thereafter, the HR department received the following memo from the Project Leader:

Sorry, but that idiot was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines for my assessment.

Regards,
Project Leader




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Posted by datra16 Mar 24, 2003

it would have been funnier possibly, if the lines had been numbered, or at least written out correctly. kinda hard to see which lines were to be read with the way it is displayed.

Comment score: 7  

Posted by krybaby88 Jul 01, 2005

yeah it was really hard to understand. I am still confused about how it is supposed to be and i have read it like 5 times....

Comment score: 5  

Posted by krybaby88 Jul 01, 2005

yeah it was really hard to understand. I am still confused about how it is supposed to be and i have read it like 5 times....

Comment score: 6  

Posted by silly_goose Aug 17, 2005

Just in case your computer puts the lines differently, here is what the letter is supposed to read. Hope it helps! Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never finishes given assignments on time. Often, Bob takes extended breaks. Bob is an individual who has absolutely no knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be executed as soon as possible.

Comment score: 15  

Posted by teen_wiz May 24, 2006

Thanks, goose! That cleared things up for me!

Comment score: 0  

Posted by auntiesis Jun 15, 2006

I finally figured it out, then I find Silly Goose did the work for me. Good job, very good joke.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by jokester13 Jul 08, 2006

Thanks silly_goose. That helped. My computer mixed up the lines. Thanks. Good Joke!

Comment score: 1  

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