A Farmer Getting Soused


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A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused.

A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?"

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So what happened that's so horrible?

Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.

Man: Ok, but that's not so bad.

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So what happened then?

Farmer: I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.

Man: and then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.

Man: Again?

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do then?

Farmer: I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.

Man: and then?

Farmer: Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.

Man: Hmmm...

Farmer: Some things you just can't explain.

Man: So, what did you do?

Farmer: Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.....



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Posted by mnmork2 Oct 20, 2004

DUPE!

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Posted by tissue Oct 30, 2004

Really? I can't find the dupe if it is.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Drunky Jan 14, 2005

Cant find it either. Care to say which joke its a dupe of, or do you just like yelling things out?

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Posted by puzzler Jan 14, 2005

Gee, I can't find the dupe either

Comment score: 2  

Posted by chocoholic471 Dec 29, 2005

i can't find one either, and i looked for a while, dont say its a dupe unless you tell which joke and then there is no need to say it, just report it.

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Posted by Blade Jul 24, 2006

nice =)

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