Billy's Mom


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Joke ID#4573
Funny (2.26)
Rating (2.46)
CategoryChildren  
Submitted Byskoolkid
Corrected By eger2please
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One day little Billy was walking past his mother's room when he heard strange noises. He opened thecracked the door, and looked in. He saw his mother laying naked on the bed rubbing her hands all over her body moaning "I need a man! I need a man!" A couple of days later as he walked past her room he heard the noises again so he looked into her room and saw his mother laying naked on the bed rubbing her hands all over her body moaning "I need a man! I need a man!" A few days later as he walked past her room he heard some more strange noises coming from her room, so he looked in again. This time he saw his mother laying naked on the bed with a naked man laying on top of her. So he ran to his room, took off all his clothes, hopped into bed and started rubbing his hands all over his body moaning "I need a new bike! I need a new bike!"



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Posted by hockychic Jul 15, 2005

that was funny!

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Posted by sevenupplus Jul 17, 2005

Tooooooooooooooooooo funny to even think about it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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