What Nationality Were Adam and Eve?

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A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."

"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."

"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."

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Posted by fauck Sep 20, 2004

what is this whole thing? and who are adam and eve?

Comment score: 3  

Posted by frostedtangerine Apr 21, 2005

I'm guessing you dont believe in God... Adam and Eve are the first humans ever created, who lived in the garden of Eden. I don't really get this joke, but I liked it

Comment score: 3  

Posted by fauck May 22, 2005

huh? can you explain a little more? who exactly do you mean? it's not something everyone knows.

Comment score: 4  

Posted by Arielle_x3 May 26, 2005

when god created the earth, he made a man, and with that man he took a rib and made a woman, eve. they didnt wear clothes and lived in the garden of eden. they ate an apple from the forbidden tree. its something catholics learn.

Comment score: 4  

Posted by fauck Jun 15, 2005

so then what does all that have to do with everything else in this joke then. i still dont get it.

Comment score: 4  

Posted by imlaughin Aug 04, 2005

dont feel bad fauck, i dont get it either

Comment score: 1  

Posted by seandidy Oct 06, 2005

Not to be bothersome but,How old are you fauk?Im just curius. Because the relevence of adam and eve,is that the punch-line comes out of russion misfortune throuout history.Adam and eve only provide a base for the for which the joke to acour.Its actualy sort of an ironic pun. Good joke!!!

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Posted by fauck Oct 17, 2005

i am 17 why is age needed? i am just not catholic that's why i dont know

Comment score: 3  

Posted by locked_in_hell Sep 15, 2006

^ur eyes must be brown ur full of it.

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