*the Poopie List*


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*The Poopie List*
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!



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Posted by bird_luver Sep 14, 2004

This joke almost made me cry with laughter!!! Great one!!!

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Posted by ndirish6789 Nov 27, 2004

greatist thing ive evr herd as a joke.. you really pulled a funny

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Posted by maddieisacocker Dec 05, 2004

love it. gross but funny

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Posted by zinzey16 Dec 22, 2004

I have seen this list before and I still laughed my head off!! Too funny! Thanks for submitting!

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Posted by CrAZ4boyz Mar 07, 2005

That is DEFINETLY on my favorites list!!!

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Posted by CrAZ4boyz Mar 12, 2005

Well, if you DID copy it, it's still a lol!

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Posted by funnyguy9498 Mar 17, 2005

are those the ones you have experienced

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Posted by funnyguy9498 Mar 17, 2005

are those the ones you have experienced

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Posted by ha-ha-hee-hee Mar 23, 2005

so true.....so true....

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Posted by Roxygurl54 Apr 01, 2005

Ha! Ha! Ha! i heard/saw this on Funnyjunk.com and it's even funnier the second time you hear it!!

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Posted by prettypinkbabygr Apr 17, 2005

I heard that joke be 4 but it is too funny i can't help but laugh these are oh so true gross but everyone gose thourgh atleast 5 of them LOL LOL LOL

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Posted by BeAchG25 Jun 14, 2005

That made me laugh so hard I almost poopie my pants. hahaha just kidding

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Posted by WILL93 Aug 27, 2005

O wow that was funny so funny

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Posted by Fluffy5851 Oct 07, 2005

STILL A GREAT JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by cartwheelmac Jan 06, 2006

I don't have a head anymore. I laughed it off!

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Posted by brain_dead Feb 18, 2006

that si so gross yet so funny

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Posted by BBKatsu Dec 03, 2007

I saw this on a b/day card.

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Posted by mashfreak4077 May 24, 2008

I love it so much. Like it is so true. I am glad someone had the courage to put this list on WOCKA. This joke is one of my favorites. LOVE IT!

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Posted by kappa64 Jul 07, 2008

Hilarious. Im sure nobody would admit to experiencing most of those poopies

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