A Lawyer and the Pope Die and Go to Heaven


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Joke ID#4517
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CategoryLawyer  
Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By boodler
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A lawyer died, and at the same moment, the Pope also died. They arrived at the gates of heaven together. They spend the day in orientation, and as they're getting their heavenly vestments, the Pope gets a plain white toga and wings, like everyone else, and the lawyer gets much finer apparel, made of gold thread, and Gucci shoes.

Then, they get to see where they're going to live. The Pope gets what everyone else gets, a replica of a Holiday Inn room, and the lawyer gets an 18-room mansion with servants and a swimming pool.

At dinnertime, the Pope receives the standard meal, a kosher TV dinner, but the lawyer receives a five-course meal including caviar, prime rib and chocolate truffles.

By this time, the lawyer is beginning to suspect that an error has been made, so he asks one of the angels in charge, "Has there been some kind of mistake? This guy was the Pope, and he gets what everyone else gets, and I'm just a lawyer and I'm getting the finest of everything."

The angel replied, "No mistake, sir. We've had lots of Popes here, but you're the first lawyer we've ever had."




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Posted by arjun Sep 01, 2004

i don't get it. lawyers never die - is that supposed to be funny.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by ecksc Sep 01, 2004

well...it's not that..it's the saying that goes lawyers don't go to heaven...

Comment score: 5  

Posted by Nicky101 Nov 26, 2004

Now I get it! I was confused too .

Comment score: 1  

Posted by shervs Jan 13, 2005

thats like so funny im still laughin

Comment score: 1  

Posted by purplepineapple Feb 15, 2005

Awesome joke!!!! i actually got that one!!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by books_i_luv Feb 21, 2005

thats like ho hilarious

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Roxygurl54 Apr 01, 2005

that was a really good joke!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by bunnyman123 Apr 13, 2005

oh! all lawyers go to hell i get it!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by sincity Apr 27, 2005

Good one!!!!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by puppygirl1213 Aug 05, 2005

My dad is a laywer and even he thinks a majority of them are very scumy people.I love this one

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Posted by inuyasha_girl Sep 02, 2005

It is very bad!

Comment score: -1  

Posted by MissSmartySkort Jun 18, 2006

insulting to lawyers but still very funny!!!

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