Elijah and the Steer


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Joke ID#4511
Funny (1.81)
Rating (0.9)
CategoryReligious  
Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By boodler
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The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces and laid it upon the altar.

And then Elijah commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it over the altar. He had them do this four times.

"Now," said the teacher, "can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord would have Elijah pour water over the steer on the altar?"

A little girl in the back of the room raised her hand with great enthusiasm. "To make the gravy," came her reply.




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Posted by taiya2 Aug 29, 2004

Cute!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by sweetpeao4o3 Feb 27, 2005

Very Cute! I love it!

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Posted by Drunky Feb 28, 2005

Nice joke, but whats the real reason? This got me interested.

Comment score: 4  

Posted by fauck Jul 08, 2005

What the heck does this mean? I don't understand a thing.

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Posted by jiffyiscool Aug 22, 2005

you never understand a thing

Comment score: -1  

Posted by fauck Aug 24, 2005

what does this mean?

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