Mission To Mars


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Joke ID#4504
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Submitted ByStevanHogg
Corrected By thegermangemini
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Mission to Mars

(Space Shuttle with two trained monkeys and a blonde astronaut)

The Mission Control Room in the US calls the Space Shuttle.

"Monkey 1, Monkey 1, report to communications for instructions."

The trained monkey sits down and he is told to release the pressure in compartment 1, increase the temperature in engine 4 and to release oxygen to the reactors.

So the monkey does the pressure, temperature, and releases the oxygen.

A few moments later, headquarters calls again: "Monkey 2, Monkey 2,
report to communications for instructions."

Monkey 2 sits down and he is told to add Carbon Dioxide to room 4, to stop the fuel injection to engine 3, to add nitrogen to the fuel compartment and to analyze the solar radiation.

Monkey 2 does the carbon dioxide, the fuel injection, the nitrogen and the analysis of solar radiation.

A little later on, headquarters calls again: "Female Astronaut 1, please report to communications for instructions."

The blonde sits down and just as she is about to be told what to do she says-

"I know, I know!! Feed the monkeys, and don't touch a damn thing."




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Posted by rocklover5592 May 21, 2005

haha what a job

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