Be Quiet in Mass


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A teacher asked her children just before they were about to leave class for Mass,
"And why is it necessary to be quiet during Mass?"

One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."




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Posted by fauck Aug 23, 2004

what is a mass??????

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Posted by fauck Aug 23, 2004

what is a mass??????

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Posted by ecksc Aug 23, 2004

mass is the procession when the congregation sings hymns and listens to the father's homily.

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Posted by fauck Sep 03, 2004

eh? what are those things? what's a hymn?

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Posted by hhottie497 Sep 03, 2004

this is not this funny if any boddy agrees put a +

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Posted by fauck Sep 12, 2004

eck: i do not understand anything. will you explain better?? what's a hymn? never heard of it before?

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Posted by ecksc Sep 12, 2004

hhottie...take it easy. It's just a joke and i believe that we do know why we have to keep quiet during mass.

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Posted by fauck Sep 16, 2004

is anyone gonna answer me?? i'm very confused. don't be so rude, ok...

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Posted by fauck Sep 16, 2004

is anyone gonna answer me?? i'm very confused. don't be so rude, ok...

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Posted by ecksc Sep 16, 2004

haha...ok i'll try to explain ok? mass is the ceremony where church-goers come together to sing songs of joy and rejoice. The priest then reads verse from the bible and talk more about it. ok?

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Posted by fauck Sep 20, 2004

oh...i sort of get it. church stuff is for catholics and jewish right? i just looked at the category and it says religious. anyway, thanks for helping out.

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Posted by texasrose00 Jul 18, 2005

yea~ basically mass is what Catholics call church. The reason it says be quiet cos people are sleepin is cos when the preist is talking it can get kind of boring and people go to sleep

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Posted by fauck Mar 02, 2006

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