The Three Midgets


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Joke ID#4418
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Corrected By ecksc
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There were three midgets. Each one wanted to win a world record.

The first midget went in to the place for world records and said I want to see if I have the worlds smallest hands.
He came happy and said i got the record.

So the second one goes in and says I want to see if I can get the record for the worlds smallest feet.
He came out all happy and said i got the record.

Then the last one goes in and said I want to see if I have the worlds smallest penis. He came out all sad and said, "Who the in the hell Michael Jackson?!"




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Posted by Drunky Jan 14, 2005

The joke was corrected.... into this?

Comment score: 3  

Posted by Celanba May 15, 2006

He lost the record to Michael Jackson.

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