Rabbit and the Dog

Joke ID#4391
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Submitted Byecksc
Corrected By boodler
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This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.

A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?" The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. no.. um.. what happened?" The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!"

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Posted by anchmike Jul 14, 2004


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Posted by ecksc Aug 24, 2004

prove that this is a dupe. put the original's tag down.

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Posted by Newf Sep 09, 2004

I can't find it

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Posted by shuangxineige Sep 10, 2004

now i'm sick.

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Posted by dogdude May 08, 2005

you stole this off the movie dicke roborts former childhood star

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Posted by sweettooth1479 Jul 10, 2005

u stole this joke so i cant give u credit but to the person who actually made this joke

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