Southwest Knows Best...


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Joke ID#4363
Funny (2.51)
Rating (1.21)
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Submitted ByTheGermanGemini
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A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines from Norfolk to Las Vegas. The son, who had been looking out the window, turned to his mother and said, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant. So the boy asked the flight attendant, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?" The flight attendant asked, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?" The boy said that she had. Smiling, she then said, "Tell your Mother that Southwest always pulls out on time."




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Posted by thegermangemini Jun 30, 2004

I looked for it everywhere!!! I couldn't find it! Where is it then???

Comment score: 0  

Posted by thegermangemini Jul 23, 2004

I appreciate that puzzler. AnchMike, I am asking you to retract that comment, or post a correction, so that people will stop rating it low thinking it is a duplicate, please. Thanx.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by skoolkid Aug 22, 2004

If it is a duplicate, why don't you support your argument by saying what number it is? You can't expect anyone to beleive you unless you have proof. I rated it high because I thought it was funny, even if it was a dupe it was still funny.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by lyris Apr 18, 2006

I don't get it...

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