I Know What the Bible Means

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Submitted ByAnchMike
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A father was approached by his small son, who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means?" The son replied, "I do know!"

"Okay," said his father. "So, son, what does the Bible mean?"

"That's easy, Daddy. It stands for 'Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.'"

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Posted by taiya2 Jun 28, 2004


Comment score: 5  

Posted by pink Aug 18, 2004

its quite funny! dont listen to them!!

Comment score: 5  

Posted by Newf Sep 04, 2004

That is SOOOOO....... CUTE!!!!!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by pcoker5619 Jul 29, 2005

very good!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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