A Man and His Wife


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Joke ID#4356
Funny (3.27)
Rating (0.4)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By boodler
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A man and his wife were having some problems and giving each other the silent treatment. The man realized that he'd need his wife to wake him the next morning at 5:00 a.m, for an early flight to Chicago.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 a.m."

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 a.m. and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, "It is 5:00 a.m. Wake up."




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Posted by DaGreatCowfucius Jul 04, 2004

Funny ^_^

Comment score: 4  

Posted by Gr8Girl Jul 10, 2004

HAHA. LOVE IT!

Comment score: 8  

Posted by dancinchick9190 Jul 21, 2004

cute

Comment score: 4  

Posted by maddieisacocker Dec 04, 2004

Its awesome !!!!! I like it !!!!!!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by Internat Dec 15, 2004

lol

Comment score: 5  

Posted by zinzey16 Dec 22, 2004

LOL...I love it!!! I'll definetely have to pass this one on to my friends!!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by ha-ha-hee-hee Mar 22, 2005

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL this is sooooooooooo FUNNY

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Pop_Qla Jul 15, 2005

He he he! That's really funny!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by shimmermaid Aug 04, 2005

I heard this before...great job!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by goosh Aug 09, 2005

ha! that is sooo great it sounds like my mom and dad

Comment score: 2  

Posted by kelsey777 Aug 28, 2005

mean wife!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by limefruitycutie Aug 29, 2005

cute & funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by trita4 Aug 30, 2005

had that before

Comment score: 0  

Posted by mathlover639 Nov 19, 2005

she could have shaken him awake but she wanted to be mean

Comment score: 1  

Posted by 2sandwoman Nov 25, 2005

Very cute.

Comment score: 4  

Posted by 2sandwoman Nov 25, 2005

Very cute.

Comment score: 4  

Posted by AndYourPointIs Mar 10, 2006

my uncle did the same thing to my cuz wen she wasn't speaking to him it was funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by bballrox2123 Apr 10, 2006

love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by undercover_joker May 03, 2006

luv it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and oh yeah, GIRL POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by auntiesis Jun 15, 2006

Hahahahahahaha, I'll have to try this sometime.

Comment score: -1  

Posted by ntsoaky Aug 09, 2006

wow!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by bmonkey Aug 09, 2006

thats a nice one!

Comment score: 0  

Posted by coolhndsme Aug 09, 2006

verey funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by cheer492 Aug 09, 2006

omg that is hilarious!!!!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by debbiedoesjokes7 Aug 09, 2006

Heard it too. Always funny. Mom did it too. Wasn't fun @ all. Nobody talked for a week @ a time. Hell is for children. Now, I'm really good @ it too. Learned @ Mommy Dearest's knee. I thought spelling counted here. Even on comments. I give it a +10.

Comment score: 0  

Posted by MansyP Aug 10, 2006

i luv it that is the best

Comment score: 2  

Posted by phoenixoflife Oct 18, 2006

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Posted by Muhammadbinhamza Jan 11, 2007

Evenge is taken haha

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Muhammadbinhamza Jan 11, 2007

Sorry revenge

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Giggles Feb 16, 2007

i would do the same thing!!! very funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by sulphhemoglobia Aug 09, 2007

Old but still funny!!!

Comment score: -1  

Posted by thedoublew Jul 16, 2008

cmon that guy didnt deserve that...

Comment score: 1  

Posted by brettyfxu Aug 05, 2008

you can talk It was funny!!!!! !

Comment score: 1  

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