Will it be Long?

Joke ID#4326
Funny (2.8)
Rating (0.55)
Submitted ByGr8GiRL
Corrected By Celanba
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When my wife and I showed up at a very popular restaurant, it was crowded. My wife went up to the hostess (who was blonde) and asked, "Will it be long?"

The hostess, ignoring her, kept on writing in her book. My wife again asked "How much of a wait?"

The blonde looked up, "About ten minutes."

A short time later, the blonde got on the loudspeaker, and announced "Willette B. Long, your table is ready."

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Posted by HilariousDiva Dec 20, 2004

A bit to LONG!, Long get it! (whoosh, over the head..)

Comment score: 1  

Posted by FerretGirl Dec 18, 2005

I don't get it......

Comment score: 1  

Posted by salem33466 Jan 29, 2006

She thought her name was will it be long!!!!!!!!

Comment score: 2  

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