Joke ID#4315
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CategoryOne Liners  
Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By enderofgames
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People who live in glass houses should make love in the basement.

Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.

If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your ass will get soaking wet.

The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals.

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

To err is human, to forgive - highly unlikely

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?

Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than in a Hyundai.

Drinking makes some husbands see double and feel single..

Living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.

After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are probably dead.

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Posted by silly_goose Aug 12, 2005

Sooooo true

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Posted by ntsoaky Aug 12, 2005

i love these.

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Posted by cartwheelmac Jan 13, 2006

That is hilarious!!!

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Posted by dulinski102 Jan 13, 2006

very good!

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Posted by flirtygirly Jan 13, 2006

my god i loves these!!

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Posted by tinsel Jan 13, 2006

Truer words have never been spoken!! I loved these!! Great job!

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Posted by anetan2005 Jan 14, 2006

i like it, it's funny and true

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Posted by shimmermaid Jan 16, 2006

Some of these were not needed, and I'm surprised that this was sent out.

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Posted by brain_dead Feb 13, 2006

great joke that is freakin hilarious

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