Email From God

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Submitted ByNewf
Corrected By boodler
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One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out, so he called one of His angels and sent the angel to Earth for a time.

When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not." God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion."

So God called another angel and sent him to Earth for a time too. When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true, the Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."

God was not pleased, so He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good, because He wanted to encourage them. Give them a little something to help them keep going. Do you know what the Email said?

Just wondering, I didn't get one either.

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Posted by books_i_luv Feb 23, 2005

that is like hahahaha so funny i didnt get one either

Comment score: 2  

Posted by juggleboy502 Jun 23, 2005

yea, why didnt I get one??? lol, good one!

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Posted by brain_dead Dec 26, 2005

i don't get it

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Posted by brain_dead Dec 27, 2005

well i would like ot understand this joke can someone please explain it to me?

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Posted by swordoffury1392 Dec 27, 2005

I don't get it either. Can someone explain...

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Posted by schatzy228 Dec 28, 2005

EXCELLENT ,,,,,goes into my favs ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,for those who don't understand,,,if you didn't get an E-mail, then you are in the 95% group

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Posted by zemoxian Jan 04, 2006

Newf, BRAVO!! (I'm not telling what the email said...)

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Posted by cartwheelmac Jan 06, 2006

I got an e-mail!

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Posted by actsingdance247 Apr 28, 2006

I got one!

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Posted by locked_in_hell Sep 09, 2006

i got one by satan j/king mb

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