Ten Signs You Know You're At A Bad Zoo

Joke ID#4233
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Submitted ByGr8GiRL
Corrected By boodler
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1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking you.

2. The bears' exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training camp.

3. The stripes on the zebra tend to peel away in the heat.

4. The zookeeper always wants to take the rhino for a walk.

5. The lion in the lion cage closely resembles the one from The Lion King.

6. The alligator in the reptiles exhibit is nothing more than the University of Florida's mascot.

7. If you deposit 50 cents, the giraffe will magically appear and talk to you.

8. Ask the tour guide too many questions and you're suddenly dipped in some sort of sauce and placed in the tigers' den.

9. The elephant appear to be two guys in a two part elephant suit.

10. Two words: hippo dogs!

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