Suicidal Blonde

Joke ID#423
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Submitted Bypinkibili
Corrected By rose_rox
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A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

"Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"

"No, Silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

"So then?" asked the doctor.

"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

"So then?"

"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."

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Posted by silly_goose Aug 14, 2005

It's funny, if you don't really think about it...I don't mean to be a party -pooper, but suicide is the 7th leading cause of death in America, and it's not really cool to joke about's a good joke but a bad setting. Sorry.

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Posted by jessica112 Oct 27, 2005

i mean i agree with silly goose its true

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Posted by mgc710 May 04, 2006

I agree to.

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Posted by Battery Jun 24, 2006

Suicide is upsetting but its a great joke. Always look ooon the briight side of life

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