My Favorite Lightbulb Jokes


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HOW MANY ZEN BUDDHISTS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
A: Three. One to change the lightbulb, one NOT to change the lightbulb, and one to neither change nor not change the lightbulb.

HOW MANY EPISCOPALIANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
A: Eight. One to call the electrician, and seven to say how much they liked the old one better.

HOW MANY UNITARIANS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
A: The Unitarians wish to issue the following statement:
"We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a lightbulb; however, if in your own journey you have found that lightbulbs work for you, that is fine. You are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your personal relationship with your lightbulb, and present it next month at our annual lightbulb Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of lightbulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, three-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence."

HOW MANY PENTECOSTALS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHTBULB?
A: Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.




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Posted by anchmike Mar 29, 2004

Thanks Taiya and Mork. After I got your comments I went and tried a thorough search but I couldn't find a dupe neither. Thanks for keeping me on my toes. I hate submitting Dupes like I did in my early months on this list. Thanks for the nice comments also!

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Posted by changegurl May 31, 2005

ha! ha! you are so right!

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Posted by kelsey777 Aug 28, 2005

anchmike, your jokes are the best on the site!

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Posted by peacecylone Dec 12, 2005

you're a b@%&$ and that is mean to say that about religons!

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