Two Kids in a Hospital


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Joke ID#4163
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Submitted Bypuzzler
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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jello and ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?" The first kid says, "A circumcision."

The second kid replies, "Whoa, Good luck buddy, I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year!




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Posted by Gr8girl Jun 05, 2004

Don't take it personal, taiya says everyones jokes are dupes :/

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Posted by Lidstone Jan 22, 2005

I could not find it's dupe Excellent joke A+++++++

Comment score: 4  

Posted by p4karthi Mar 24, 2005

nice like me

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Posted by scouttrooper Mar 24, 2005

I found it! This really is a dupe.

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Posted by puzzler Mar 25, 2005

Umm, scouttrooper....a dupe of what joke#?? I still can't find it.

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Posted by jonesy Apr 07, 2005

This is not a dupe! Great joke. Keep up the good work.

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