Little Nancy's Pet


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Joke ID#416
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Submitted Bymorrigan
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Little Nancy was in the backyard filling in a hole when her neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the girl was up to he asks, "What are you up to there Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbour was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, "That's because he's inside your f*****g cat!"



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Posted by Drunky Mar 22, 2003

hilarious

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Posted by marymary Apr 24, 2003

good one

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Posted by buggzter98 Dec 09, 2004

that was really funny!!!

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Posted by toxic_happiness Aug 01, 2005

great joke

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Posted by kittyloverhan22 Aug 13, 2006

Haha! Going to the fav.s what an uninnocent lil girl. Haha.

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Posted by kittyloverhan22 Aug 13, 2006

Haha! Going to the fav.s what an uninnocent lil girl. Haha.

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Posted by KoReAn_AnGeL Apr 01, 2008

omg id want to see the look on his face lol

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