Hard Words to Say When Drunk


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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Indubitably

Innovative

Preliminary

Proliferation

Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Specificity

British

Constitution

Passive-aggressive disorder

Loquacious

Tran-substantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:

Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

Nope, no more booze for me.

Sorry, but you're not really my type.

Good evening officer isn't it lovely out tonight.

Oh, I just couldn't.

No one wants to hear me sing.





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Posted by jonesy Jan 14, 2005

Nice one!

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Posted by ntsoaky Jul 26, 2005

very true

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Posted by ntsoaky Dec 12, 2006

And very funny

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Posted by reptile5000 Jul 31, 2007

Good1~

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