And God Created A Sleeping Man

Joke ID#413
Funny (2.97)
Rating (2.42)
Submitted Bymorrigan
Corrected By taiya2
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A couple went to church every week, but every week without fail the husband would fall asleep during the sermon. The wife, being embarrassed by her husband's loud snoring, decided to bring a needle to the next service and poke him when he nodded off. The next week when they were in church, the husband, as always, fell asleep.

"Who created the earth in 6 days and rested on the 7th?" the preacher asked. The wife stuck her husband with the needle and he jumped up and exclaimed, "Oh, my God!" The preacher said "That's correct." And the husband sat down mumbling to himself. He soon fell asleep again.

The preacher got to the question, "Who died on the cross to save us from eternal damnation?" The wife stuck her husband again and he jumped up and exclaimed, "Jesus Christ!" The preacher said, "Right again." With this, the husband fell suspicious of his wife and decided to catch her in the act. The husband pretended to fall asleep while keeping an eye on his wife.

"What did Mary say to Joseph after Jesus was born?" the preacher asked. The wife started to poke her husband again, but before she could the husband jumped up and exclaimed, "If you stick that damn thing in me again, I'm gonna break it in half!"

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Posted by fauck Jun 29, 2005

what does this mean?

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Posted by juggleboy502 Jul 14, 2005

it might be a little bit R rated to explain it... it has to do w/ s?x ...

Comment score: 3  

Posted by fauck Jul 15, 2005

still dont understand

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Posted by fauck Jul 15, 2005

but if is r rated why this joke only pg?

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Posted by beecool Jul 15, 2005

fauck..."if you stick that thing in me one more time i'm gonna break it in half" in the real life situation would just mean the needle, but if you think about it with Joseph and Mary and a dick instead of a needle......

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Posted by fauck Jul 16, 2005

huh? still dont understand. what does that mean in the rest of the joke?

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Posted by juggleboy502 Jul 26, 2005

i said it'd be a little "R" rated to EXPLAIN, this joke should be pg-13, though, it is pg w/ a rating of 1.97 for the er.. rating thingy, its almost pg-13... anyway, i dont like explaining jokes that are pg-13 rated or more...

Comment score: 2  

Posted by ashleyrena143 Aug 10, 2005

Don't worry about it Fauck...It's a sexual joke

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Posted by erniedingus Aug 22, 2005

dis joke waz originaly little johny poking little suzy with a rular in sunday school but stil v. funny!!

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Posted by bballrox55 May 16, 2006

That is gross!

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