Signs You're the Reincarnation of Someone Famous...

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-During a thunderstorm, you build a giant boat and start stealing your neighbor's pets.

-When the boss criticizes your work, you hack off your right ear and mail it to him.

-Not only do you consider Yoko an artistic genius, you think she's beautiful and has a lovely singing voice.

-While working under the sink, you get this insatiable urge to paint a church ceiling.

-Out of luck winos are bringing you jugs of water.

-You're found writing down rules of the office on giant stone tablets.

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Posted by primevil999 Mar 14, 2004

i don't no about sending my ear to someone

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Posted by primevil999 Mar 14, 2004

but it's still funny

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Posted by jedichick1 Aug 09, 2005

y is this religous except for the last one?

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Posted by Phaedorna Aug 09, 2005

Well 4/6 are fairly religous...being Noah, Jesus, Moses and Michelangelo.

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Posted by erniedingus Aug 21, 2005

i thought it wer piccasso hu cut his ear off???

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Posted by boodler May 28, 2006

Try Van Gogh for the ear-cutting-off trick!

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