God v. Scientists

Joke ID#408
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Submitted Bymorrigan
Corrected By lidstone
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One day a group of eminent scientists got together and decided that mankind had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.

The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer nee You. We're at the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, sop why don't You just retire?"

God listened very patiently to the man and then said, "Very well, but first, how about this: Let's have a man-making contest."

To which the scientist replied, "Okay, great!" But God added, "Now we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."

The scientist said "Sure, no problem!" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.

God looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You got to get your own dirt!"

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Posted by brain_dead Mar 07, 2006

loved it a lot

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Posted by celanba Mar 08, 2006

I don't get it.

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Posted by crazycriely Mar 25, 2006

God: Infanite vs Human: 0

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Posted by Fathead May 18, 2010

God already owns the dirt!

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