The Bet

Joke ID#404
Funny (3.17)
Rating (0.57)
Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By markmonnin
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A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head. Both of them were sitting there having a good time and then the news turned on.
The woman reporter shouted out "This just in! A man is at the edge of a cliff attempting to jump!". Then the red-head leans over to the blonde and whispers, "I bet you $50 that the man's gonna jump!" The blonde responds back "That's a bet you have there!".
So, both of the women stared at the news waiting to know what's gonna happen. Then, the man jumps! The blonde turns around to the red-head and hands her the $50. The red-head feeling guilty said "I cant take that there money. I saw the news earlier this mornin', I knew he was gonna jump off that there cliff."
And the blonde says "Well, I did too! But I never would have thought that the man would do it again!"

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Posted by juggleboy502 Mar 24, 2005

gotta share this one with my friends!!! great joke!!!

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Posted by sugar Apr 30, 2005

This one is a good one my brother was reading it with me and he couldn't stop laughing

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Posted by prettypinkbabygr Apr 30, 2005


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Posted by juggleboy502 Jun 14, 2005

lol, i liked that one

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Posted by coolhndsme May 27, 2006


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Posted by wizkid May 27, 2006


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Posted by sulphhemoglobia Aug 01, 2007

The joke was kind of cute but since my wife is blond and very intelligent not that funny!!

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