Red Wagon


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Joke ID#4025
Funny (1.61)
Rating (0.9)
CategoryReligious  
Submitted Bykarissa
Corrected By taiya2
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Johnny was walking down the street pulling his wagon when he stubbed his toe. He was swearing like crazy when a priest comes up to him and says "Johnny, I wouldn't say such things, God is everywhere."

Intrigued by the priest's comment, he questions the priest. "Is God over there?" he says pointing to a tree. "Yes Johnny, God is over there by that tree!" says the priest.

"Is god right here?" Johnny said pointing right beside him. "Yes Johnny God is right beside you." says the priest.

"Is God in my red wagon?" asks Johnny. "Yes Johnny, God is in your red wagon." says the priest.

"Is god in my basement?" asks Johnny. "Yes Johnny, God is in your basement." says the priest.

Johnny screams "You're a liar, I don't have a basement!"




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Posted by lucygirl Aug 31, 2005

I liked it

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Posted by suthrnbabe03 Sep 22, 2005

I like it!!, but you should've gave it another title

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Posted by suthrnbabe03 Sep 22, 2005

I like it!!, but you should've gave it another title

Comment score: 1  

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