Mathematical Viewpoint


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Submitted ByAnchMike
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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and, K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% .

..And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T = 21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you:

A-S-S--K-I-S-S-I-N-G = 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While, hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, attitude will get you there, bullshit and ass kissing will put you over the top!




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Posted by buttons Sep 21, 2005

Thats definately true

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Posted by spice_2 Jun 20, 2006

The joke says B is equal to 2, but furthur down it makes B (in bull) equal 21... Anyone else notice that or know why?

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Posted by mellew Jul 30, 2006

yea when i got it as an email it said bullsh*tting instead

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Posted by undercover_joker Dec 22, 2006

in that case since i do all of those i am a really great person!!! with getting over 100%

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