Wisdom of the Aged


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Submitted ByAnchMike
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An old farmer in Georgia had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond.

He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

"I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time.




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Posted by jonesy Jan 03, 2005

That is great! How funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by prettypinkbabygr Apr 17, 2005

lol

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Posted by skywalker207 Jun 22, 2005

i gotta admit, it was a pretty good joke

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Posted by toxic_happiness Aug 15, 2005

whoa

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Posted by shimmermaid Aug 28, 2005

Haha! Joke is funny, toxic happiness's comment is funny! This joke and comment made me smile!

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Posted by undercover_joker May 04, 2006

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by possumgirl22213 Aug 05, 2006

I love it! Is it real?

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