And More Strange Word Fun

Joke ID#3970
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Submitted ByAnchMike
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

Without geometry, life is pointless.

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

Alarms: What an octopus is.

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Posted by Dawn830w Dec 04, 2005

Very creative!!!! I love it.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by coolhndsme Mar 27, 2006

very clever and funny grate job

Comment score: 3  

Posted by schatzy228 Mar 27, 2006

since I liked the first one best and the last one least, would my comment be degrading? seriously, nice job

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Posted by 2sandwoman Mar 27, 2006

ha! an I for an I. Like Hammurabi's Code. VERRRRRY FUNNNNNY!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Sassy_101 May 28, 2006

I don't get the last one.

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Posted by Dawn830w May 29, 2006

The last one is saying "Alarms: What an octopus is." meaning Alarms= all arms.

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