Bar Prayer

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Submitted ByDrunky
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Our lager,
Which art in barrels,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk,
I will be drunk,
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
And forgive us our spillages,
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration,
But deliver us from hangovers.
For thine is the beer, The bitter, The lager.

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Posted by Gizzer May 28, 2003

Hilarious, but it's missing the last line: Barmen

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Posted by kitty Nov 05, 2003

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Posted by Battery Mar 19, 2007

nobody better to submit this

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