Is That Too Much To Ask?

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Submitted ByAnchMike
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Sarah's grandson is playing in the water, while she is standing on the beach not wanting to get her feet wet, when all of a sudden a huge wave appears from nowhere and crashes directly over the spot where the boy is in the ocean. The water recedes and the boy is no longer there. He simply vanished.

Sarah holds her hands to the sky and cries, "God, how could you? Have I not been a wonderful mother and grandmother? Have I not given to B'nai Brith and Haddasah? Have I not tried my very best to live a life that you would be proud of?"

Just then, another huge wave appears out of nowhere and crashes on the beach. As the water recedes, the boy is standing there, smiling, splashing around as if nothing had happened.

A loud voice booms from the sky, "I have returned your grandson. Are you satisfied?"

Sarah responded, "Well ... He WAS wearing a hat."

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Posted by mouse2 Apr 11, 2004

Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice job!!

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Posted by gilmoregirlsfan Aug 26, 2005


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Posted by dewdrop Aug 26, 2005

Ah that is a great joke! thanks!

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