A Guy Falls Asleep...

Joke ID#3891
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Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By taiya
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A guy falls asleep on the beach for several hours and gets a horrible sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is promptly admitted after being diagnosed with second degree burns.

He was already starting to blister and in agony. The doctor prescribed continuous intravenous feeding with saline and electrolytes, a sedative, and a Viagra pill every four hours. The nurse, rather astounded, said, "What good will Viagra do him?"

The doctor replied, "It'll keep the sheets off his legs."

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Posted by hottie_gurl Aug 19, 2005

I dont get it!!!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by kelsey777 Sep 17, 2005

love it! u dont get it? the viagra will keep the sheets of his legs because he'll have an erection

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Posted by taran083 Feb 21, 2006

viagra is a medication for "older" guys who can't keep an erection. so when the doc said "it'l keep off his legs", think of a "tent"

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Posted by shawty_gurrrl Oct 23, 2008

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo i get it now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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