When I was Six Months Pregnant...

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Submitted ByAnchMike
Corrected By absy
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When I was six months pregnant with my third child, my three-year-old came into the room when I was just getting ready to get into the shower.

She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"

I replied, "Yes, honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy."

"I know," she replied, "but what's growing in your butt?"

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Posted by darthforman Jun 28, 2005


Comment score: 3  

Posted by shimmermaid Jun 28, 2005

LOL! Except for one thing...you're a guy...you're pregnant? LOL

Comment score: 2  

Posted by imlaughin Aug 05, 2005

yeah, thats my question, how can u *a guy* b pregnant?

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Posted by idiot_genius May 02, 2006

c'mon, u know its just a joke. or is it?

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Posted by ntsoaky Aug 08, 2006

c'mon, the joke IS funny.

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