Cheese Sandwich

Joke ID#3838
Funny (2.52)
Rating (2.47)
Submitted Byundercover-ed
Corrected By Celanba
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

| Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 |
| Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 |
| Hand Job: $10.00 |

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs, "I am."

The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"

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Posted by marigold May 07, 2005

i don't get it

Comment score: 5  

Posted by rocklover5592 May 25, 2005

neither do i

Comment score: 6  

Posted by hellokitty52493 Jul 17, 2005

I don't get it. Sorry!

Comment score: 6  

Posted by sexy_scorpio Jul 29, 2005

sum1 explain the joke

Comment score: 6  

Posted by linz2229 Aug 07, 2005

cause she thinks he wants a hand job, and he wants a sandwich, so he says wash your hands and then give me a sandwhich cause her hands are all dirty from giving handjobs.

Comment score: 6  

Posted by Shastaki Sep 01, 2006

It's not that difficult to understand!

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