Somewhere in the Deep South...


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Joke ID#3813
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Submitted ByAnchMike
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Somewhere in the deep South, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suing the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer?"

"Yes, Bubba, that is true."

"And people are suing the fast food restaurants for making them fat and clogging their arteries with all them burgers and fries ... is that true, mister lawyer?"

"Sure is Bubba, but why do you ask?"

"Cause I was thinkin' .... maybe I can sue Budweiser for all them ugly women I've been wakin' up with!"




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Posted by grammajan May 02, 2005

WAY TO GO . FINALLY FOUND ONE I LIKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :

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Posted by rocklover5592 May 25, 2005

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Posted by changegurl May 31, 2005

what can I say! You rocked! this Joke!

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